My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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