Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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