They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This is the high leading the old right now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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