You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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