i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
