i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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