Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
