What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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