i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
