i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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