Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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