Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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