Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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