This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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