we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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