And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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