ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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