This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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