what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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