Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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