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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

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(917): View more from New York City

you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues

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(661): View more from California

im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom

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(360): View more from Washington

Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?

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(618): View more from Illinois

Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?

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(703): View more from Virginia

i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.

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