I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Boobs are out for the taking
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
