good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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