It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just want nice things and good sex
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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