what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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