So drunk its hurt
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
