how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
