I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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