Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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