My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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