Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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