this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
