Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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