Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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