why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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