Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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