that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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