shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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