My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
