So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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