How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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