their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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