Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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