It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Randomize