Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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