he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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