watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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