I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
