its not stalking. its research.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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