yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We left an ass print on the piano.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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