How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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