Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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