Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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