There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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