How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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