So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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