i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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