Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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