is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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