I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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